Random Jackoff: April 11, 2022

Despite of dancing with the stars is moving to Disney+ starting in Season 31, Several Female Pros from that show are going to Dance but without the Upper Half of the Female Body leaving the Lower Half of the Female Body for this routine

THE ROSTER FOR TONIGHT

DWTS Ladies (10): Allison Holker, Britt Stewart, Daniela Karagach, Emma Slater, Hayley Erbert, Jenna Johnson, Lindsay Arnold, Sharna Burgess, Sofia Ghavami, Witney Carson

Non-DWTS Ladies (26): Alexandria Kaye, Allie Corpuz, Alyx Andrushuk, Ashley Cinq-Mars, Audrey Douglass, Ashley Everett, Bailey Swift, Bianca Brewton, Brooke Fong, Carina Conti, Charmaine Baquiran, China Taylor, Chloe Corpuz, Hannah Douglass, Jamie Donovan, Jasmine Mason, Jayme Rae Dailey, Jenny Dailey, Koko Iwasaki, Noelle Marsh, Rithiely Pereira, Ryan Ramirez, Taylor Anne Sieve, Tori Evans, Winnie Chang, Yorelis Apolinario

Random Jackoff - 3-30-2022

Taking a Break on the Buildup of JFFL for Something Else to work with

Danced on Tonight's Episode of The Masked Singer (4): Alexandria Kaye, Audrey Douglass, Ashley Everett & Hannah Douglass
Also Danced in Season 7 so Far But Not Showing Up on Tonight's Masked Singer (6): Alyx Andrushuk, Ashley Cinq-Mars, Bailey Swift, Taylor Sieve, Tori Evans & Winnie Chang

Random Jackoff - March 25, 2022

The JFFL is Under Build Up So We Need 32 Teams and here's the Next 3 That we will add in addition to what we have so far.

Boston Riots
New England Patriots Cheerleaders: Julia Rossi, Lauren Daniska, Victoria Stavropoulos, Alexis Melvin, Laura Aramini, Daescia DeMoranville, Morgan Dzicek, Kayla Jensen, Victoria McAleer, Kaitlyn Morris, Dana Richardson, Emily Yeo, Sarah Barrett, Allison Butler, Andrea Courtemanche, Tiana Dyson, Ariana Faubert, Eliza Kanner, Caroline Karwoski, Britt Klocko, Megan Leahy, Brianna Munoz, Mackenzie Pena, Alexa Pillsbury, Lara Rouillard, Caroline Shadduck, Molly Simmons, Cassidy Smith, Abby Sullivan, Kenya Welch, Cairtin Bellavance, Jenna Cloutier, Savana Petruzello, Serena Petruzello, Adrena Santorsola, Leanne Santorsola (36)

New Orleans Showdowns
New Orleans Saints Cheer Krewe: Savannah Boudreaux, Morgan Bourgeois, Courtney Cadore, Taylor Elise Marie Davis, Madelynn Garza, Hayden Harris, Anna Claire Heinen, Joley Hughes, Bekah Kleindorf, Abigail LeCompte, Chauncey McCoy, Carlee Myers, Corrin Norris, Olivia Priola, Raven Reid, Peyton Stubbs, Jade Thomas, Michaela Triche, Kassidi Varnado, Aryn Wallace (20)

Tampa Bay Razors
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders: Chloe Bear, Shannon Currie, Brittany Dahlberg, Sophia Devito, Lindsey Goldaper, Gabrylle Guillon, Elizabeth Lantz, Talyn Mariani, Rachael Marshlack, Stephanie May, Mackenzie Miller, Anna Parrish, Jessica Schultz, Ariana Small, Demi Summer, Kayla Tavares, Haley Tekely, Kirstie Vitale (18)

FA Pool: Winnie Chang, Brooke Fong, Audrey Douglas, Hannah Douglass, Taylor Sieve, Bailey Swift

# of Girls Involved: 80

Random Jackoff - March 24, 2022

The JFFL is Still Coming Soon, I'm Planning to Add More Teams that we will add so we must get to 32 with the Next Set of 4 Teams Competing for All The Marbles in the Cyber Bowl or whatever the heck is, so here we go!

Dallas Destroyers
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Jessica Bowman, KayDianna Davis, Elli DiGiovanni, Kristin Dodd, Ashlee Ford, Marissa Garrison, Taylor Johnson, Amber Laiche, Darian Lassiter, Armani Latimer, Gina Ligi, Ashlinn Maze, Chandi McCright, Megan McElaney, Dani McGinnis, Jada McLean, Amber McMillan, Jensen Merrill, Madeline Molloy, Kelee Norris, Christina Ostovich, Kleine Powell, Kat Puryear, Madeline Salter, Erin Sauerhage, McKenzie Sherman, Tori Skillings, Jalyn Stough, Lexie Sullivan, Caroline Sundvold, Tyra Thompson, Rebecca Troyak, Lea Tunnell, Kelcey Wetterberg, Claire Wolford, Rachel Wyatt (36)

Denver Dominators
Denver Broncos Cheerleaders: Allison Bauer, Jaelyn Bensley, Sha'uri Brewster, Daisy Chadick, Hailey Jo DeBoer, Ariana Ellis, Brittany Fanning, McKenna Gauna, McKenna Hester, Lily Johnson, Chelsea Jones, Katherine Lasher, Brielle Oakes, Darian Rowe, Daniela Zubia Sigala, Miranda Vigil, Gabby Windey, Berkleigh Wright (18)

Houston Spikes
Houston Texans Cheerleaders: Taylor Arenz, Shelby Chambliss, Lauren Chapman, Francesca Cuello, Jessica Galvan, Kristia Juliette Garcia, Jordyn Groover, Phoebe Hernandez, Haley Kendrick, Jovonne Ledet, Emma Lyoness, Alex Paul, Shakiia Rayson, Gabrielle Salas, Hannah Sharer, Jackie Spurlock-Merritt, Kennedy Thompson, Victoria Woods-Ferrell (18)

Las Vegas Bombers
Las Vegas Raiderettes: Bryana Alvarez, Madyson Beltran, Bailey Black, Kristina Cullinane, Monica Davantes, Madison Engle, Monet Frelix, Paige Jankovic, Madeline Layeghi, Rachel LeBrett, Audrey Mongrain, Vicky Nyamuswa, Helina Radford, Shaniah Randall, June Sanchez, Jennifer Stehlin, Katsura Uryu, Bree Weber (18)

The Free Agent List of Female Professional Dancers: Samantha Abrantes, Alyx Andrushuk, Hannahlei Cabanilla, Ashley Cinq-Mars Aylward, Winnie Chang, Audrey Douglass, Hannah Douglass, Brooke Fong, Taylor Sieve, Bailey Swift (10)

Total # of Girls Involved: 100

Random Jackoff - 2-23-2022 (JFFL is Coming!)

I'm going to do a Jackoff Factory Football League using Team Names being Taken from the 1990 SEGA Genesis Game Cyberball so let's begin with the First Set!

Atlanta Dynamix
Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders: Jakene Ashford, Brooke Atsalis, Jerisha Bronson, Kelsey Burrell, Kayla Chadwick, Mary-Kate Ellis, Brooke Ferris, Taylor Filliben, Mikyle Ivy, Gianna Myrie Jordan, Jenna Milavec, Ashley Montecalvo, Ellen Chong Pye, Riley Reed, Antonia Shanise, Alex Tedder, Celia Victoria Burger, Priscilla Womble (18)

Los Angeles Assassins
Los Angeles Rams Cheerleaders: Justene Alpert, Kendra Azurin, Blake Blankenship, Quori-Tyler Bullock, Bianca Calingo, Michelle Cirrito, Yalissa Cortes, Jennfier Garcia, Paola Gonzalez, Meesh Harvey, Michelle Harvey, Madison Kotero, Jennifer Leopaldi, Mariah Lewis, Raquel Lopez, Madison Lynch, Sydney Maly, Cheyenne Mangubat, Sativa-Skye Martin, Alexandra Martinez, Nicole Mendrala, Samantha Olson, Jennifer Padilla, Sujan Pang, Isis Peralta, Shelby Linn Rini, Hayley Roy, Brittany Spencer, Kalia Spoon, Tara Stewart, Megan Tatum, Stephanie Stricker, Allina Urumieh, Jacqueline Ward (34)
LA Laker Girls: Lauren Mochizuki, Jordie Schwerdt (2)

Miami Terminators
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders: Lexie Bazzano, Stephanie Capon, Jillian Carpenter, Natalie Chernow, Emily Ehrlich, Olivia Hopkins Lindsey Gore, Emily McManus, Samantha Mellinger, Kristen Pinard, Cierra Price, Emily Saunders, Jozie Schroder, Molly Sheahan, Rosamary Tellaheche, Ariana Vargas, Nyla Walker, Samantha Washington (18)

San Francisco Hitmen
Gold Rush Cheerleaders (San Francisco 49ers): Loren Adams, Madison Amberlang, Hana Barghout, Madyson Beltran, Emily Clark, Holly Durham, Reyna Guerra, Brooke Latos, Anika Lieber, Mariah Loya, Haley Marie McClain-Hill, Veronica Melendez, Alexis Pournaras, Rachel Schuster, Madelaine Spencer, Alexa Tang, Tea Thompson, Keila Turk (18)
Bay Area Panthers Dance: Lindsay Fua, Lauren Montes (2)

And on the Free Agent Pool: Ashley Cinq-Mars Aylward, Bailey Swift, Winnie Chang & Taylor Anne Sieve

Total = 96

Random Jackoff - March 9, 2022

Those Who Appeared on the Season 7 Premiere of The Masked Singer (8): Alyx Andrushuk, Ashley Cinq-Mars, Ashley Everett, Bailey Swift, Hannah Douglass, Taylor Sieve, Tori Evans, Winnie Chang

Claimed to Tori's Aqualillies Roster (8): Amberley Shaw, Alysha Young, Chloe Kautzmann, Deirdre Barnes, Katya Frelikh, Laurie Wakelam, Paige Ramsey, Waleeska Lopez

Klossy Girls who Paired with those Women (4): Briana Benavides (Alyx), Cassandra Hendon (Bailey), Luz Lopez (Hannah), Sarah Robinson-Fisher (Taylor)

SHOWSTOPPER ALL-STARS (14)

Mackenzie Abeleda (Touch of Class - El Cajon, CA)
Sofia Barrientos (Yoko's Dance & Performing Arts - Fremont, CA)
Landry Breaux (West Coast School of the Arts - Costa Mesa, CA)
Emmy Cheung (West Coast School of the Arts - Costa Mesa, CA)
Ryann Christensen (Studio Fusion - Huntington Beach, CA)
Emily Crawley (The Element Dance Center - La Mesa, CA)
Caitlyn Dohn (Yoko's Dance & Performing Arts - Fremont, CA)
Emily Dohn (Yoko's Dance & Performing Arts - Fremont, CA)
Chloe Furnstahl (The Dance Academy of Puyallup - Lake Tapps, WA)
Kelly Furnstahl (The Dance Academy of Puyallup - Lake Tapps, WA)
Sage Kowalkowski (Studio Fusion - Huntington Beach, CA)
Tara Pham (Yoko's Dance & Performing Arts - Fremont, CA)
Elizabeth Rudisill (Murrieta Dance Project - Murrieta, CA)
Talia Seitel (Murrieta Dance Project - Murrieta, CA)

ROUNDING IT OUT (2)

Nicole Mendrala (LA Rams Cheerleader and Former San Diego State Aztec Dancer)

Cierra Slade (UNLV Rebel Girl)

GRAND TOTAL: 36

Klossy Girl Jackoff - February 4, 2022

As You Know Season 19 of Project Runway has ended so the following women maybe involved as they paired up with the Decoys but with some changes because New Models will paired up with Dancers with not pop up until later this year until we will begin Season 20 of Project Runway but NO JOKE, IT'S TRUE!

Runway Song: You Decide so Karlie Kloss and Kayla Kalbfleisch will Self-Choreograph and Dance with Her Girls, period.

THE ROSTER CARD

Karlie Kloss & Kayla Kalbfleisch
Sarah Victoria & Hannahlei Cabanilla
Jessica Zyrie & Ryan Ramirez
Dariana Casado & Audrey Douglass
Roberta Little & Taylor Sieve
Rachel Radcliff & Alyx Andrushuk
Yuen Sze Jia & Brooke Fong
Luz Lopez & Hannah Douglass
Grace Brown & Tori Evans
DD Smith & Brooke Shepherd